The current ranking verdict, the data needed for named tiers, and a personal comparison tool for results measured in your own session.
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Quick verdict
A definitive #1 Squishy cannot yet be verified from reproducible current-game data.
The public sources confirm how Squishies are unlocked, upgraded, and connected to rarity. They do not provide a named roster, current Cash rates, upgrade costs, or matched test results.
Ranking-readiness verdict: source coverage is partial, comparison criteria require matched observations, exact placements are held, and confidence remains insufficient for a universal ranking.
Named placements remain pending until the roster and comparison inputs can be reproduced.
| Tier | Squishy | Why | Evidence | Last Verified |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pending Verification | Not enough verified data | No current named roster and comparable performance records | UNVERIFIED | Not yet verified |
Player-input comparison
Test each Squishy for the same amount of time, in the same zone, with the same drill and boosts. Enter the names exactly as you see them in-game. Results stay in your browser and do not become site claims.
Enter at least one name and observed rate to create a personal ranking.
A ranking becomes publishable only when the names and measurements refer to the current game and use comparable conditions.
Measure Cash gained over the same interval. The result is a player observation, not a global game constant.
Use the cost shown in the live game to judge how long an observed gain might take to repay.
Keep drill, zone, boosts, and test duration the same so the Squishy is the variable being compared.
No specific name can be recommended. Early-game value would require a verified name, acquisition point, live upgrade cost, and comparable Cash result. Use the getting started decision process with the Squishies visible in your own inventory.
No specific name can be verified here either. Compare results after keeping the drill and zone fixed, then retest when you progress farther because the creator connects deeper drilling with higher rarity.
Higher rarity is a confirmed discovery concept. It does not by itself publish Cash output, upgrade efficiency, or progression value. Read the rare Squishies evidence guide before treating a rarity label as a rank.
A Squishy enters a named tier only after its name and comparison data can be traced to an official source, a reproducible current-game observation, or clearly labeled community evidence. Unsupported third-party tiers are not copied.
A definitive number-one Squishy cannot yet be verified from reproducible current-game data.
A named tier needs a verified roster and comparable results. Publishing labels without those inputs would create a false ranking.
Test them for the same interval with the same drill, zone, and boosts, then compare the Cash result shown in your session.
The creator confirms that drilling farther leads to higher rarity, but rarity alone does not provide enough data to prove progression value.
